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Know your state motto - something to offend everyone

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas: Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest, Nevada Hookers, and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas: Se Hable Ingles

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Too Liberal for the Kennedy's

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come, Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain.

The District of Columbia: The Work-Free Drug Place !

Comments

Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

LOL So true. Though even I screw this up from time to time, and I've lived here all my life.

My roommate is from South Carolina, I should show her this when I get back. She'd get a kick out of it. XD
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Obviously I LOL'd.

I just HAD to find the Canada ones too. Oh geez XD

LOL

Hahaha at the AZ one! That is soo true. That's like the #1 thing anyone says about here!

And LOL at the Canadian ones. Hee hee at Quebec's grudgingly part of Canada! XD
Kentucky and Wyoming are my faves. X)
Those were good! New Jersey and the District of Columbia were mine.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Yup, I remember that one. There's also this one: Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...

*g*
Hee! Actually I think Upstate New York could have its own:
"Um, hello... Guys? ....Anybody?"

Or maybe New York's could be "There IS more to us than Manhatten, y'know." XD
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest, Nevada Hookers, and Poker!

Hmm, I think someone stuck the Nevada description on Nebraska. XD