This is my story

You should've seen my face when I read that... If there's anything worse than one cockroach - its TWO of 'em. And then there's THAT. Uggh...! XP

*Queue sexy saxophone music and a deep Isaac Hayes voice going "Oh Yeahhh..."*

I've never seen roaches doin' it, but I've seen this:



plenty of times... I much prefer lizards. ^_^

It got worse, too... I watched these guys go at it for a while (lmao, I'm such a voyeur!) and then the female ran away from him, and he chased her, with his tiny little boy-part all hanging out and dragging along... o.O It was WEIRD. And so am I. But at least I admit it...!! XD

ARH. OH. EFF. ELL.

Here, have a picture of mating flies I took at work:


BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW.

I can see that I should have taken a picture. I missed a great photo op! Shame on me!

Well, look at it this way. Your barn has such GREAT feng shui and life energy that everyone feels free to drop in and have sex there.

(Just don't invite the hobos.)